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More fun with words

Hubris: my blackberry doesn't know that word, it keeps trying to change it to hybrid, not hybris, which I found out, is a variation of hubris (although that one stumps my Mac.)  Hybrid seems like a much more recent word to me, but that's probably because it was co-opted by the "green," movement.  I remember when green was just a  mere colour - now it is far, far more excellent than that - according to a lot of people, but I think most of them may have more than a passing knowledge of the word hubris - everything's connected.

There are critters trying to make a home in my fascia (a recently learned word that has dictionary.com all puzzled and denying its existence.)  I'd be delighted to co-exist with them if they didn't damage my house, but as a neighbour told me, "good luck with that" I realize it is only a Plan A. I see these creatures demonstrate hubris all the time - right under my nose they pick apart materials that make a house - I sometimes see them when I'm looking out my window, they boldly acknowledge me and go about digging up fence posts.  The cute ones are a problem because, well let's face it, we live in a world where your looks can let you get away with things, and as much as I'd like to rise above that way of thinking, I'd go a lot farther to accommodate the adorable chipmunk than I would the nasty racoon!  No, the racoons have gotta go!!

But I diegress, I love the word hubris, it just drips with meaning.  it's one of those words whose definition has not yet been watered down and sucked dry by sensationalistic media and advertisers.  I fear it might suffer that fate soon enough - especially with newsmakers like Rod Blagojevich; he is hubris personified!  Well, now that he's facing 300 years in jail, which is a really long time, perhaps some of his new friends will take him down a peg or two.  I do think 300 years is rather excessive and feel there are people a lot more deserved of such a sentence - didn't Bernie Madoff only get half that?  That guy stole all of the savings from a holocaust survivor, among others, you can't get more evil!  His sentence was rife with symbolism, as the judge said, because of the "extraordinary evil he carried out."  So, the precedent has been set, I guess Blagojevich's judge felt he was twice as evil as Madoff - personally, I think that when you're swimming in evil and hubris that deep, the lines blur - it's like the metric and imperial temperature system - when you reach a certain point, -40 degrees, the number is the same in both farenheit and celsius, it's stupid cold, let's not split hairs. Blago and Madoff are both evil, just variations of the same shade - and if evil is the primary colour, hubris is the accent, or is it the other way around?

Yes, hubris is a really good word and I want it to stay that way, I want the media to maintain their ignorance, otherwise I fear hubris will become the new "gravitas," because they diluted the hell out of that word! 

Progress

 Progress?

I used to wonder who thought of merging phones with cameras, and why.  It didn't make sense to me, was it because they were both around the same size? Why not just jam as much into one electronic device as possible?  Phones, MP3 players, video players on an impossibly small screen....I understand the MP3 player, but I think cameras came first...then I heard myself talking to a friend one day, it went something like this, friend: "I'm standing right next to Gene Simmons. "Me: "Oh, you've got to get a picture" Friend: "Can't, don't have a camera"  Me: "What are you talking about?  You have a Blackberry!"  Friend: "Yah, the kind with no camera"  Me: "Are you kidding me?  What kind of phone doesn't have a camera?"  Followed quickly by, "I can't believe I just said that..." Clearly, it doesn't take long to get used to new technology, to take it for granted, and to actually consider it unacceptable not to have the 'fundamental' bells and whistles.  I still don't know how we all became so materialistic, but I do see how insidious it is.  The thought of a Blackberry with no camera was just ridiculous to me and I don't like that I felt that way at all!

It makes me wonder what else I take for granted, there's a great video on self-entitlement on YouTube, it's at the bottom of this post, and it's true, we are so spoiled that we have no appreciation for the fact that miracles in technology are just that; miracles.  When I was growing up I had to walk across the room to change the channel on the TV, there weren't even cordless phones, let alone the cellular variety, and now I sound like the old man lamenting the lazy youth "when I was your age I used to walk 2 miles to school, in sub-zero temperatures, in knee high snow......"  I am that man 2.0, and I don't like that either.

I have enjoyed the luxury of whipping out my phone to capture a stunning image; a waterfall, a chipmunk running across my backyard, puppies playing...and I'm so grateful for the technology that makes that possible, many of those gorgeous photos have become the wallpaper on my computer.  Yah, that's another thing, my computer has wallpaper...

I used to think, and, for the most part still do, that social networks like Facebook, MySpace and Twitter were just tools for over-inflated ego's to update their followers (that word, in and of itself....) on the most mundane aspects of their life, I thought; how ridiculous!  What kind of person thinks anyone would be interested in every aspect of their often eventless day?  There are the ones who have inane conversations with each other via status updates, where 80% of the conversations make them all look like fools - and the consequences; in this world reality, potential employers have easy access to insight into what type of employee you might make, by seeing how you interact with others in a public forum - that's one thing I don't think the 20 somethings take into enough consideration.  I don't think anyone really realizes just how tiny this world is when they put something on the  internet.  Is this a good thing?  Well, I am humbled by and totally impressed with the brave souls who use social networking to effect positive change.  The Middle East and Africa for example, where valiant citizens risk their lives by organizing protests against tyrannical regimes so that they may reclaim their countries, that is a most impressive use of technology, makes you shudder to realize that in our part of the world, this very same tool is used to broadcast what you ate for lunch. 

Yes, It's hard to reconcile the commitment, the sacrifices, the jeopardy in which the oppressed people put their lives, with the photos, videos and news about a city of thugs rioting, causing millions of dollars in damages to businesses, all because their stupid hockey team lost.


Don't get me wrong; clearly I blog, and I do tweet - I am the pot calling the kettle black - I do realize that, and I'm not proud. 

Lower Than Low

I am ashamed of our Prime Minister, the man is voting against a UN Treaty that would ban asbestos internationally.  Why?  500 people in Quebec work for the industry, the industry our government spends our money on advertising abroad, advertising cancer basically, and not the fight against it!  The use of asbestos in all its forms is banned in Canada, yet our country exports it to developing nations.  Our morally bankrupt leader defends this by saying under controlled conditions, asbestos can be used safely.  First of all science and medicine don't agree with him, and second of all, we're talking about developing nations, it is not all that likely that they have the wherewithal to ensure these controlled conditions are met or adhered to - so because they've been warned we can wash our hands of it?  Is that what he's saying? Because I think it's unconscionable.

There is no justification for refusing to sign off on a well known fact that asbestos is a carcinogen and should be banned internationally, lest some under-informed country use the toxin in their schools, homes, or anywhere - the risk far outweighs....well what?  I don't even know what benefits could possibly exist.  A mere 90 million dollars a year in revenue to Canada?  Our government wastes more than that on political expense accounts - so why exactly is he destroying the reputation of our country?

There is no explanation for this hypocrisy, it is the behaviour of a despot, of someone who is bereft of humanity, and he is doing this on behalf of Canada.  If you feel as I do, that this behaviour is absolutely contrary to what we, as Canadians, deem acceptable, then please go to CanadaCausesCancer.ca and sign the petition imploring Harper to sign off on the UN treaty.  The leader of Canada's largest union signed it - I signed it - please - you sign it too. 

The Dean, the Scene and the End of a Dream

 While everyone is outraged, and rightfully so, about the plagiarizing dean at the University of Alberta, I was struck by something I find truly remarkable.  In case you haven't heard about the story; the Faculty of Medicine dean, Philip Baker, was delivering a convocation speech Friday, June 10, 2011 - when some of the students recognized the words and looked them up on their smartphones.  One attendee apparently found the speech on The New Yorker's website and was following along on his iPhone as it was being recited by Baker.  Big chunks of Dr. Atul Gawande's commencement speech at Stanford University in 2010 were copied word for word the students said.

What blew me away was that (a) the students even found Baker's speech familiar and (b) they were able to find it on their smartphones.  A commencement speech, delivered a year ago, at another University, in another country, was familiar to the students of U of A?  That is a dedication I could not even imagine.  And the guy who found the original speech on his smartphone?  I don't care how smart your phone is, that guy is an expert searcher, he mustn't have been using google, it doesn't matter how exact your search terms are, google will send you to every commencement speech at every school on the planet before returning the results you asked for - yes, that was some fine and impressive work!  I have a new found optimism for that generation...yup, I think they might just be the ones who can save us from ourselves.

I bet I know someone else who was very surprised that the students heard the speech before; he probably figured it was a safe ripoff, why would his students be listening to or reading a commencement speech at a school that had nothing to do with them? Well, of course he has to go!  Had a student pulled a stunt like that, he or she would be disgraced and expelled so fast, their futures all but destroyed - and I don't imagine medical school is a small investment financially, mentally and emotionally, not to mention the actual devoted man hours.  No, he has to go.

It is befuddling how people think they can get away with things.  This past week alone has a congressman having to admit what everybody else knew; he tweeted inappropriate pictures of himself to women he's never met.  And recently, the head honcho of the World Bank attempted to rape a hotel cleaning woman, Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, right under his pregnant wife and children's noses sires a kid with his cleaning woman, and don't even get me started on that sociopath John Edwards, the dichotomy between what he practiced and what he preached is epic!  The audacity, the hubris, the stupidity!  That they didn't think they'd get caught can only speak to their egos.  Did they think they were above it - that nobody would believe them capable of such a thing?  Or is it that they thought they would be forgiven, the incident swept under the rug because they are just so damn awesome?  I don't know, but it's happening a lot - men behaving badly, I think it's great - we need to weed out the idiots, and their egos are our best tool in accomplishing that task! 

Word Jumble

The word 'tolerance' is used today in a manner that seems to me, to be completely contradictory to its original definition: bearing hardship, or the ability to bear pain and hardship (Oxford Dictionary.)  In my opinion, the people enduring hatred in the form of bigotry are the ones being tolerant.  The ones perpetrating the hate against them are just being ignorant.  It appears that in today's language, the word tolerant has been usurped by the ignorant.

I don't understand how this got turned around.  Well, I do, "Spin" that's the approach the mainstream takes when they recognize that their words, actions or deeds are not in alignment with their purported beliefs - they can't exactly go around spewing the word of God whilst holding on to hate, so they cleverly found a way to make them right and the targets of their hatred, wrong  - and they all have some book to use in their defence, 'the bible says so.' Nowhere in the bible does it say it's okay to hate - that is totally on you, so stop trying to make God your accomplice in bearing false witness! I'm not current on religion, but as that is a commandment, if you break it, and go even further by trying to implicate God as an aider and abetter,  I'm thinking that behaviour won't get you into heaven.  Just saying' 

An Open Letter to Thor

 Dear Thor, god of thunder, lightning and storms,  I guess you're unhappy with your box office appeal and being referred to as a 'lesser superhero?'    Going all Extreme isn't going to change the fact that you're unwelcome and the opposite of appreciated - I wish you'd just get that!  Everybody wants attention, now the gods with the small g's are looking for props too?!  I realize it worked for the cast of Jersey Shore and many other undeserved thugs, and lately tsunamis and earthquakes are stealing some of your thunder - but your actions might just be the provocation that set the earthquakes and tsunamis off in the first place, and I bet you're probably not even getting credit for the assist.  That's what happens when someone makes a movie out of you, you think you're so special and your ego explodes, then along comes a volcanic eruption and you're yesterday's news.  I'm sure it's a hard adjustment, it appears to be difficult for the Donald Trumps of the world, saying you're going to run for President, polling well, only to find out you were being humoured - you can't get Donald Trump off TV now - his show is over for the season, but he's making youtube videos commenting about everything that's going on in the world, and every day fewer 'news outlets' are letting us know about his latest rant.  We're over you Trump!  We're over YOU TOO THOR!!!

You make a schnoodle tremble - ooh you big scary god!  Does that make you feel all powerful?  You'll never be Zeus, he can make a tornado! Your'e a wannabe, Thor, and that's just pathetic!  I can't imagine Mother Earth is pleased with you either ...and SHE'S your MOTHER!   If you weren't mythological and pathological, I'd swear you were 4 years old - I don't think that's the reaction you were hoping for.  I understand you're also the god of fertility, healing and the protection of mankind - um, hello?? I'm no rocket scientist but I think a consultation with a good PR firm might turn your precious image around - get on that, would you?

Thank you!  

Winds of Change

I've not turned on my TV in 4 days, with one exception; Jon Stewart's return from vacation, I did, after all, want to know what was going on in the world, and he's the only one I trust to give it to me straight.  What I've realized during this self imposed media blackout, is that life is a lot better than they'd like us to believe, that, and, there are a lot more hours in the day than I ever imagined. 

I have no idea which celebrity, pseudo or otherwise, has been arrested for DUI, who's checked into rehab, who broke up, who hooked up and I must say, I like it!  I confess that I did try to catch Chelsea Handler last night, I guess my snark tank was severely depleted, and out of habit I went for a refill - but my magical TV didn't accommodate this ill-perceived need; the E! channel mysteriously disappeared - from the bottom of my heart, thank you Universe!!!

I also haven't have my iPod running, this house has never been so quiet - it is eerily peaceful. I don't intend to make a habit out of THAT, though, because music is integral to my well being, I just wanted to see, or rather hear, what silence was like, it is nowhere near as deafening as I thought it would be.  The sense of well-being derived from this experience has convinced me that the TV is one of the most destructive devices I own.  With my computer I can choose where I want to go, what I want to invite into my space and consciousness - with television, not so much.  I can change the channels, but I just get more of the same, it's either mainstream media 'reporting' on how dire everything is, or obnoxious people throwing stones from glass houses, or 'real' people in ridiculous situations acting all outrageous - what is appealing about any of that?  The dramas and sitcoms I used to enjoy are over for the season, so I'll wait for them to return before I succumb to that box of vapidity, or, maybe I won't.

There's the first of 3 eclipses tonight and I can feel the winds of change, I suspect it will get a little bumpy, but I'm remarkably undaunted.  The weather is gorgeous, not too hot, lovely breeze, the sun is shining - all is right with the world - and it really is, if you don't listen to those who profit from making you believe otherwise - and make no mistake, everyone of them does profit in some way.  It's easy to see why the masses are stressed out beyond capacity, they are being barraged by messages of despair, being told ad nauseam, that they should be very afraid of every single thing, bombarded with solutions to their heretofore unknown lack of appeal - how could anyone not be depressed?  How could anyone maintain a level of self-esteem?  The profiteers don't want happy, confident people, they say they do, but they don't.  If everyone was happy and confident they would realize that everything they are being told by voices outside of their heads is fundamentally wrong!  And were that the case, how would governments assert control?  How would the cosmetic, fitness and self-help industries survive?  How would Wall Street and the like weather another storm?  God forbid they try a different tact!

No, I like it here in this place of silence; I'm sure my roots could use a touch-up, I'm sure my abs could be tighter, I'm sure I could be quaking in my boots over my financial situation - but I'm not, all is right with the world, and I'm no exception!  I wish that for everyone - have a super swell day! 

Do Good Fences Make Good Neighbours?

While walking my dog around my neighbourhood on this very lovely morning, I took a different route along a trail that brought me behind the houses on my crescent; what a different perspective.  Whereas the front yards feature well-tended gardens and welcome signs; images of a peaceful, happy co-existence between neighbours, an entirely different picture emerges from the back.

All of the houses are semi-detached, the backyards also connect, separated only by fences of equal height. Some houses share a fence, while others have reinforced their space by adding another, redundant fence, suggesting that a meeting of the minds did not occur.  Same with the roofs; on some houses the shingles meld seamlessly, covering both houses without distinction, whereas others have what looks like lines in the sand, different shingles on either side that scream; THIS part of the roof is MINE, and THAT part is YOURS!  I tried to imagine the conversations; the happy to co-exist neighbours might have had a conversation that went something like this: neighbour A to neighbour B: "Hello neighbour, it looks like it's time to get the roofs replaced, why don't we do this together, get quotes from roofers and hire them to do them both at the same time?"  Neighbour B: "That sounds like a fine idea, we'll use the same shingles for continuity and I bet save a few bucks." These are the people, coincidentally, who also share but one fence between them.  

Then there are the not-so-happy to co-exist neighbours whose conversations were not so pleasant, or maybe they didn't have conversations at all - my imagination conjured up this conversation: Neighbour A: "The shingles are getting worn and need replacing, I've gone ahead and called roofers to get quotes and they said it would be cheaper if they did the whole roof and we split the cost, you in?"  Neighbour B: "Thanks, but I'll take care of my own roof, I'm sure I can find a better deal, and I'm not ready to do mine now anyways."  Neighbour A: "Suit yourself, I'm going to have mine done next week, so just a heads up, there's going to be a lot of banging going on over your head for a couple of days..."  and I made my imagination stop there, I didn't want to hear the fight.  I looked more closely at the backyards of the 'good fences make good neighbours,' neighbours; and not only do they have the double fence, the way the backyards are set up confirmed my impression that these folks do not get along.  The umbrellas or gazebos are situated so that when you're sitting on the chairs, you are blocked from view of the other yard.  I imagine this cuts them off from some much desired sunshine as well.   I would not want to be out in my back yard, on a gorgeous day, talking in hushed tones for fear that the evil-doer next door would overhear my conversation, while also depriving myself of that fundamental vitamin D that the sun so freely dispenses.  That just sucks the fun out of being in the back yard at all!

I started wondering how these relationships soured, and how miserable they're making life for each other.  Not only do they share a roof, they share a driveway too.  My neighbour and I would not even consider shovelling just our half of the driveway, we'd do the whole thing.  Same with the front yard, my neighbour on the other side and I wouldn't mow just the one side of the shared yard, we're the happy to co-exist neighbours.  Our patios are open, we invite each other over for cocktails, etc, we say hello when we see each other and offer to pick something up if we're going to the store.  Sometimes I can hear my neighbour's music through my walls on Sunday mornings, it gets a bit on my nerves because we do NOT share the same taste in music, but it's a small annoyance and it sure isn't a reason not to get along - I'm quite sure I have a habit or two that he could live without as well.

So this is life in my neighbourhood, a small representation of life in the world, an aspect of global reality.  We really need to figure this out because clearly, there IS a way we can all get along, we just have to be willing to cooperate and compromise, a little annoyance can save debilitating discord - isn't that a better way to live?

So, I caved, let my dog have his way, he gets the guest room...

I was upstairs reading last night when I took a break to look for my dog, I was shocked to find him downstairs, lying on the floor, in the dark.  Broke my heart.  I googled "why does my dog go into another room to sleep" because I needed assurance from strangers that it wasn't because he stopped loving me - and, mercifully, that's what I got - although most of the people who had the same issue had dogs who were 18 months to two years old.  In dog years that makes them tweens, and tweens always need their space.  My dog is eleven, so, though I was grateful for the knowledge that I wasn't alone, I was still perturbed - but I decided, based on the information gleaned from people whose credentials were unavailable, that sometimes dogs just want their own space.  There was no carpeting in the room in which I was reading, there was a chill in the air, you know, being the end of May and all (wtf??) perhaps he just wanted fabric under him?  So, I opened the door to the heretofore closed guest room, knowing this is his room of choice, and he wasted no time scooting under the bed and calling it a night.  I got down to his level to ask if he was okay, he licked me on my face and then turned his head, as if to say 'yes thank you, now go away.'  

I heard a bizarre and elongated groan coming out of that room in the middle of the night and it freaked me out; I went in to check on him, guess it was just a freedom dream, because he seemed fine.  But, I, being co-dependent on my dog, decided that I too would sleep in the guest room, which I did until about 6:00 AM.  When I got up he was still asleep, he's 77 in dog years, so that's understandable. I looked under the bed to make sure he still seemed fine, he did, so I repaired to my room.  A couple of hours later I woke up and made noise on purpose, hoping he'd run in to greet me, but he didn't.  I made more noise, but I did in in song this time, I sang the 'good morning to you' tune, inserting his name when it made lyrical sense, and after a couple of minutes he came running into my room, tail wagging and a toy in his mouth - I cannot tell you the relief.  He then proceeded to lick my face incessantly as if to thank me for relenting and giving him his own room, I read; 'thank you Mom, that was the first decent night's sleep I've had in like, forever!'  Well, that makes one of us!

My little boy is asserting his independence and I don't know how I feel about it.  But, if I do the math: I had the ceiling fan on in my room and there is no carpeting (the rug, obviously insufficient,) and my room faces the street - I guess if you're not a ceiling fan kind of guy, and in your older years you've decided you prefer to sleep on fabric and under the bed, and you'd rather not be in a room that is subjected to car noise, etc., it makes sense.  So, I'm going to accept it; he gets the guest room - but he's going to have to compromise, because tonight there will be an actual guest in his new room.  He can google if he doesn't believe it isn't a passive aggressive move on my part. 

Cable Companies' Digital Phone Scams

For years I subscribed to the digital phone service my cable/internet provider provided.  It cost me $49.99 a month for the all-inclusive package, their version of all the bells and whistles: Voice Mail, Caller ID, Visual Call Waiting, Long Distance in North America, 3 Way Calling...I thought, because I compared it to the bigger rip-off; Bell Canada, that this was a good deal.  That was until I got the MagicJack.  The MagicJack cost $39.99 for the Jack and the first year's long distance.  That's $20 a YEAR for every single thing my cable/internet provider included, and more! When I get a voicemail, MagicJack emails me and I can play the message on my smart phone, it even has music-on-hold, and, should I desire it, the ability to store all my numbers on their soft phone.  My cable/internet provider gives you 3 options to 'suit your needs' for $14.99 a month you get the basic phone, the next price up gets you voice mail, then finally, the deluxe package gets you the long distance.  So, essentially, they are making $600 a year off of the deluxe package per subscriber when $20 a year is all MagicJack asks for....and they have the nerve to raise their cable/internet rates on a regular basis????? We tolerate so much, we gotta stop this insanity!